John's Store

If you don't feel like giving me money, I got sum things for sale too!

When you know what you want just hit the Paypal button. I added in ten quid for postage. Then I'll send it out right away.

£96.00
Here's a pair of boots. I worn them in for you and theys very comfortable.


£63.50
I found this on the street and don't know what it is but it looks very expensive so I'm
letting this go at a steal.


£91.00
This is a hash pipe I found. I don't do drugs but I kept it cause it's very neat. It looks like it's made out of bicycle parts.


£99.99
This is a mystery box. I heard they sell mystery boxes on eBay for hundreds of pounds. I'll put some very neat stuff in it that I find on the street over the next few days. You'll be really happy and surprised what you get.

£13.26
Here's a very comfy pair of socks. They're good quality cause I got them from the expensive shelf of the Sally Ann. They go very well with the boots. If you buy the socks and boots together I'll give you 10 quid off.


£7.99
This is a book I borrowed from the library. I liked it a lot and will just tell the library I lost it. What they going to do, kick me out on the street?


£17.00
I found this key yesterday. It's kind of like a surprise purchase cause I don't know what its for. Maybe its for a car so you'd be buying a car for 17£! That's pretty exciting, I'd buy this if I didn't already have it.


£3.33
Here's some Canadian money some cheap Canadian bastard gave me. I can't use it here and so am stuck with it. Maybe it's worth five pounds so you'd be getting a real bargain. I don't know.